putmedownpunk:

and of course, my brain immediately goes back to the place where imaginary headcanon Darren & Chris are texting each other right after the episode

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Message from: DC: Ring scene got cut fyi be ready for questioning.

Message from: Chris: It did?

Message from: DC: Yep

Message from: Chris: Well I feel way less guilty now.

Message from DC: guilty??

Message from: Chris: Never mind.

Message from: DC: You totally stole it didn’t you?

Message from: Chris: … no.

Message from: DC: Christopher. Paul. Colfer. you dirty little thief.

Message from: Chris: It was a ring made out of GUM WRAPPERS. I couldn’t even make a gum wrapper chain when I was a kid. I only seek to master this sorcery.

Message from: DC: Origami is easy.

Message from: Chris: Oh yeah? Send me a swan.

…

Message from: DC: [pic of a mangled paper ball vaguely resembling a bird]

Message from: Chris: That is not a swan.

Message from: DC: What are you talking about? It’s majestic.

Message from: Chris: Is there anything you can’t do?

Message from: DC: Origami, apparently.